on some light hearted entertainment:

a) once upon a time, there exist this mirror, which shines when people look into it and tell the truth and cracks when a lie is being told. An englishman looked into it and say:"I think we are the cleverest ppl on earth", the mirror shone. A chinese looked into it and said:"i think we are the biggest populaton on earth." and the mirror shone. A malay looked into the mirror and said: "i think.." ad it cracked.

Voted most humerous joke told during Qiu liu gan streamboat outing by limshiyun. told by chaokait.

b) a man is drowning in the sea. A big boat passed by and wantd to help him up. He said: "No thanks, God will save me." A second boat came by and wanted to save him, he said: "No thanks, God will save me." Finally, he drowned, went to heaven and sked God:"Hey God, why did u not saved me?" God replied, "I sent 2 big boats to save you but u refused to be saved."
------Pusuit of Happyness