JCs ways of lighting lightbulb.

Q: How many RJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the newbulb, one faculty to test it out, one faculty tomarket it and one guy to write a stupid E-mailabout lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it inand the rest to cheer and wave flags and bannersto give him/her support.

Q: How many MJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: None. They're too busy trying not to getretained.

Q: How many NJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take tochange lightbulb??
A: None. They'd use all their money to employYJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what alightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it forACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it taketo change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they makethe male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: They can't be bothered.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...

Q: Don't you guys wonder who wrote this?
A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to changethe lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to changethe lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will dosomething about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks fornot wearing the proper school attire

came across this and thought it's pretty funny..